Wild Zero

The second half of Friday's double feature.

I was not going to give this its own post ... and then I remembered the Captain! This guy has a Prince Valiant (sometimes red!), a goatee, a milk habit, and a pair of laced-up-the-haunch lycra shorts that would make the entirety of the Folsom Street Fair blush. He giggles a lot, pops pills, drives a flame-spouting (don't worry, they all do that) merc, and packs an RPG. He, uh, may or may not be straight, though between the hair and the ass-huggers it really doesn't matter.

The Captain is hunting rocker Guitar Wolf (backed by Bass Wolf and Drum Wolf, naturally), who is racing to help psuedo-rocker Ace, who is trying to find his hours-old girlfriend Tobio, who is being attacked by zombies. Did I mention she's a tranny? Or the Lara Croft ripoff in a houndstooth bodysuit? Only in Japan, people, I can't make this stuff up.

As far as rockabilly zombie (not vampire) movies go, not bad. Otherwise, eh. Has its moments.

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Wild Zero (IMDB)

Wince : [****_] (-1 * for subtitles)
Flinch : [**___]
Retch : [**___]
Gape : [****_]

Beerequisite : [*****]
Pornability : [*____]
Obscurity : [***__]
Explicability : [***__]