Finally, a movie about Sex! Death! Freedom (and who wouldn't love Freedom, as depicted here)! Or, according to the warning at the start of the film, Huge boobs, Sex, Blood, and a Snake.
Imagine a whodunnit written and produced by The Man Show and you've got this movie. Women keep getting murdered on lecherous old Hezekiah's ranch, overly penetrated by a misogynistic penis. But whose? Hezekiah's? His cursed son James'? The Coyote's?
Fun movie that shows just how much you can do with a lot (and I mean a LOT) of gratuitous breast shots.
* * * R A T I N G * * *
Pervert! (IMDB)
Wince : [***__]
Flinch : [***__]
Retch : [**___]
Gape : [****_]
Beerequisite : [***__]
Pornability : [***__] (+* if you have frat-boy taste in porn)
Obscurity : [**___]
Explicability : [**___]
Best ___ in a movie:
* use of a beehive
* theme song
* dog squeaky toy
* movie rating (H-14)
* montage girl
* opening credits
The Wit and Wisdom of Hezekiah:
"If God intended women to drive, He'd have equipped them with common sense instead of tits."
"You wouldn't know a real woman if one gave you a hand job in the back of an ice cream truck."
"I'm like french bread: the longer I'm around, the harder I get."
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Monday, August 20, 2007
Brain Damage
Part one of saturday night's double feature.
Oh man, if I had known that this was another offering from Frankenhooker auteur Frank Henenlotter (I just realized how many letters of his name are in that title!), I would have been much more forgiving of the initial badly-acted scenes.
This movie became classic the instant Aylmer, a purple parasitic brainstem (hmm, sounds like a college drink) climbs up on the main character's shoulder and says hello in his (its?) silky voice. The movie has huge anti-drug overtones: Aylmer injects super-addicitive blue liquid into his host's spinal cord which causes them to hallucinate (colors!) while he kills (other) people. Aylmer generally lives in whats-his-name's shirt, though occasionally he ventures down south, leading up to the infamous 'fellatio scene' which is truly what puts this movie on the map.
Alymer carries the movie, leaving you uncaring about the human cast (much as he/it is). I heartily recommend subjecting an unsuspecting victim to this movie.
* * * R A T I N G * * *
Brain Damage (IMDB)
Wince : [***__]
Flinch : [***__]
Retch : [**___]
Gape : [****_]
Beerequisite : [****_]
Pornability : [**___]
Obscurity : [***__]
Explicability : [***__]
Oh man, if I had known that this was another offering from Frankenhooker auteur Frank Henenlotter (I just realized how many letters of his name are in that title!), I would have been much more forgiving of the initial badly-acted scenes.
This movie became classic the instant Aylmer, a purple parasitic brainstem (hmm, sounds like a college drink) climbs up on the main character's shoulder and says hello in his (its?) silky voice. The movie has huge anti-drug overtones: Aylmer injects super-addicitive blue liquid into his host's spinal cord which causes them to hallucinate (colors!) while he kills (other) people. Aylmer generally lives in whats-his-name's shirt, though occasionally he ventures down south, leading up to the infamous 'fellatio scene' which is truly what puts this movie on the map.
Alymer carries the movie, leaving you uncaring about the human cast (much as he/it is). I heartily recommend subjecting an unsuspecting victim to this movie.
* * * R A T I N G * * *
Brain Damage (IMDB)
Wince : [***__]
Flinch : [***__]
Retch : [**___]
Gape : [****_]
Beerequisite : [****_]
Pornability : [**___]
Obscurity : [***__]
Explicability : [***__]
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