Meatball Machine

A splatterfest in the vein of Iron Man. If you haven't heard of this movie by now, you probably shouldn't try to see it.

The film begins with the worst fighter in the history of anger using his skills to win over the girl of his dreams by repeatedly throwing his face and kidneys at the fists and toes of her date. Surprisingly enough, this works, and she is smitten long enough to be taken over by a parasitic alien that uses humans as a vessel for bloodsport.

Our hero allows himself to be taken over as well, and puts his well-honed martial skills to work saving/killing his girlfriend by bleeding profusely over her weapons in a rarely-seen display of Rust-Fu.

They live happily ever after... fighting each other.

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Meatball Machine (IMDB)

Wince : [***__]
Flinch : [****_]
Retch : [***__]
Gape : [****_]

Beerequisite : [****_]
Pornability : [**___]
Obscurity : [**___]
Explicability : [**___]