It only takes a few minutes to realize that Death Trance is brought to you by the same people that did Versus: the metal soundtrack-driven stylized violence gives away the game immediately.
There is some sort of a story about an unbeatable samurai (who seems to lose an awful lot for being unbeatable) stealing a coffin containing the Goddess of Destruction, and an inept priest trying to track him down. Throw in a phallic apocalypse sword, the two-fisted (assuming both of them hold revolvers) son of Steven Seagal, vampiric spider-humans, and a child sidekick slightly less annoying than the kid from Six-String Samurai, and you have ... this movie. And did I mention the two (count 'em!) combat-as-sex scenes?
Decent mindless, over the top fun, with what has to be the best demonstration of gun-fu to hit the screen (and not from Seagal either).
The ending, for some reason, is reminiscent of Meatball Machine.
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Death Trance (IMDB), aka The Movie Put Me To Sleep Three Times
Wince : [****_]
Flinch : [***__]
Retch : [**___]
Gape : [***__]
Beerequisite : [***__]
Pornability : [*____]
Obscurity : [***__]
Explicability : [**___]
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