Poo, glorious poo!
A cyborg cop battles a gang of popsicle-addicted proto-smurfs while two disaffected youth try to rescue their lust-interest (and her popsicle-generating sphincter) from amidst the carnage.
Motorcycles. Oppressive government. Organize crime. Porn. Tremendous amounts of spent ammunition. Can this film do no wrong?
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Achi-wa ssipak
Wince : [**___]
Flinch : [****_]
Retch : [***__]
Gape : [****_]
Beerequisite : [****_]
Pornability : [**___]
Obscurity : [***__]
Explicability : [***__]
Scene I'd watch on endless loop: The fight scene on the steps.
Memories I want to erase: Jimmy doing his trannydance in the mob boss's jail cell.
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