Monday, February 11, 2008

Aachi and Ssipak

Poo, glorious poo!

A cyborg cop battles a gang of popsicle-addicted proto-smurfs while two disaffected youth try to rescue their lust-interest (and her popsicle-generating sphincter) from amidst the carnage.

Motorcycles. Oppressive government. Organize crime. Porn. Tremendous amounts of spent ammunition. Can this film do no wrong?

* * * R A T I N G * * *

Achi-wa ssipak

Wince : [**___]
Flinch : [****_]
Retch : [***__]
Gape : [****_]

Beerequisite : [****_]
Pornability : [**___]
Obscurity : [***__]
Explicability : [***__]

Scene I'd watch on endless loop: The fight scene on the steps.

Memories I want to erase: Jimmy doing his trannydance in the mob boss's jail cell.

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