Saturday, February 23, 2008

Gangster VIP

Fresh-from-prison (on a murder rap!) yakuza Goro returns to his turf and finds things radically changed: his gang are now losers, getting the short end of the stick from the other gangs.

After things get bad and Goro loses a finger, he decides to force a confrontation with a rival gang, which doesn't seem to have been a good plan in retrospect.

* * * R A T I N G * * *

Burai yori daikanbu (IMDB)

Wince : [*****]
Flinch : [*____]
Retch : [_____]
Gape : [*____]

Beerequisite : [*****]
Pornability : [*____]
Obscurity : [***__]
Explicability : [**___]

Reality Check: Flailing about in the mud is the new martial art school, eh? Really hands it to those in the hitting-like-a-girl school.

Lessons Learned: When trading your finger for the release of your friend, demand to see him first.

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