The Four of the Apocalypse

Mysteries abound. Who are the Four? What happened to the Apocalypse? Why did I rent this?

Fulci's spaghetti western is a confused, meandering film about four misfits (a gambler, a drunk, a whore, and a retard) who flee a violent western town and strike out across the desert. They meet some quakers, a peyote-loving psychopath, a town of (only) men, and all sorts of other Jodorowskyesque elements. Pretty much everyone dies, albeit not apocalyptically. And there's a standout urine scene.

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I Quattro dell'apocalisse (IMDB)

Wince : [****_]
Flinch : [**___]
Retch : [**___]
Gape : [**___]

Beerequisite : [****_]
Pornability : [**___]
Obscurity : [**___]
Explicability : [**___]