Guaranteed to be the only film you'll see where the (cloned) fonger of George W Bush is a major character!
Sachiko Hanai is a call girl specializing in teacher fetishes. In the course of killing time between clients, she gets innocent-bystandered in a shootout at a cafe. The bullet lodges in her forebrain, unlocking (in defiance of all known neuroscience) her latent potential and turning her into a supergenius.
The finger of George Bush penetrates her, er, consciousness and delivers a message: she must track down a stolen Doomsday Device before the bad guys do.
Not surprisingly, Sachiko Hanai proved itself well-suited to repeat viewings.
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Hatsujô kateikyôshi: sensei no aijiru (IMDB)
Wince : [****_]
Flinch : [**___]
Retch : [*____]
Gape : [****_]
Beerequisite : [*****]
Pornability : [*****]
Obscurity : [**___]
Explicability : [*____]
Most enduring exclamation: Noam Chomsky!
Unexpected sexual advice: The Bush Technique
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